Upon hearing the national penis size average has been lowered to 1.5 inches, Michael is happy and calm, along with the rest of the Pissed Off and Angry Party. He has no demands for the people and probably just wants to fuck shit up for fun. He goes along with Cartman and Randy's plan to take over all the FedEx's in order to confront the government. He may have a small penis, as he goes to an anger management class with other people who have anger issues due to their penis size. Michael appears in " T.M.I." in the anger management class with several other people. Once they attain their goal however, they realize things haven't changed a bit since Cthulhu took over and help Mysterion get educated on how to defeat him. This is all in an effort to erase conformists from the world and make things more goth. Coon & Friends", The Goth Kids, including Michael, want Cthulhu to take over the world and are apart of the cult that tries to stop Mysterion from saving the world. To stop the spread of vampires, he and the other Goth Kids burn down the Hot Topic located in the South Park Mall. To counter this, he suggests they dress like conformists instead, but end up being called names that made them go goth in the first place (Michael's being "the kid with the big nose") The Goth Kids kidnap Mike Makowski (the head Vampire Kid) and suggest ramming a stake through his heart, but end up sending him to Scottsdale, Arizona instead, believing it to be the lamest place on Earth. Michael reappears in " The Ungroundable" being mistaken for a Vampire kid. He genuinely believes his dance moves are good enough to outdo The Orange County Crew, despite them being stiff and simple. He also suggests bringing Yao and a girl (who ends up being Mercedes, a Raisins Girl) into the group. In " You Got F'd in the A", Michael helps Stan's dance team out to be the biggest non-conformist of all by not even conforming to goth standards. Michael, offended, tells him to "go ahead and go back to your sunshine fairytale!" Despite the offer, Butters tells them that he'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid and walks away, convincing Stan to do the same. This goes to show that despite being cold and mellow dramatic, Michael is still willing to empathize those he sees as in a bad place. He describes Butters as "another tortured soul" and offers to let him join the group. The next day, while out walking the streets at night with the other goths, the group stumble upon Butters Stotch weeping under a street lamp. Michael's ignorance is highlighted when he states that he wouldn't want to live in a third world country with "all the conformists." He also has Stan, now named Raven, read out poetry, and when the lyrics aren't goth enough, he criticizes him. Michael feeds into Stan's sadness by keeping him away from Kyle, the only person still trying to reach out and rescue him from his rut, and driving him away with his insults. It's also revealed that Michael only lives to make life more painful for non-conformists through Pete, though this could just be exaggerated misery. Michael tells him that all he has to do to is dress up the same and listen to the same music they do, which he obliges. Intrigued by the life style, and at a low enough point to relate to their pain, Stan asks how he can join. They're all zombies racing to their graves. Go ahead and wear your business suits so you can make thirty-four thousand dollars a year to buy your condominium. Upon seeing him for the first time, Michael tells Stan, "Who needs that Ken and Barbie love anyways? Everyone's just walking around like a bunch of conformists. In " Raisins", Kyle Broflovski tells Stan Marsh during his bout of depression that he "might as well hang out with those goth kids who dress in black and talk about pain all the time." Frustrated and curious, Stan finds them behind the school and meets them. He became goth because he felt tortured and lost, and though many of the other kids are dismissive of his misery, Michael and the other Goth Kids do seem like complete outcasts even without the Victorian clothing and eyeliner.ĭue to the fact that he never appears during fourth grade specific activities, it's assumed that he, along with Henrietta and Pete, are fifth graders. We also know he's attracted to women, judging by the fact that he's attracted to Sophie Gray in " Basic Cable". However, what we do know is that Michael's parents may be divorced and that he was bullied for his physical features in the past. Little is known about Michael's childhood. 5.2 South Park: The Fractured But Whole.
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